Here's one that just happened:
You (ooc Lucielle making Garret say this) said, "I love Luci more'n anything ever! <3<3<3<3"
Adurant walks up to Lucielle and kicks her in left boob, since she's a midget.
Linusial walks up to Garrett and sacks him, cause he's a jerk. Adurant too.
Alladryn Damalis thinks Garrett needs a swift kick.
The great stone golem gets all riled up now and starts to swing his arms about, pieces of stone (or eight if you're a pirate) flail about, assailing those present before he walks up to Lucielle and gives her a big ole hug, rocky style.
Enthial promptly unsheaths the legendary blade Xios Dieu and thwaps Molodon across the back of the head with the flat of the blade, the golem's arms loosening to release Luci.
Captain Lucielle hops into Garrett's lap and bites him on the chin. Hard.
Garrett Creshan laughs, as he is invisible, so the tiny vamp has no idea where the stealthy drow is. Muh-ha-ha.
Captain Lucielle is afraid she does, what with having a whole hoard of magical items to help her. And she's not a vamp! Oh oh, look who can be invisible too! Not so special now! HA.
Alladryn Damalis feels left out.
Garrett Creshan kicks the midget, hard, with a steel toed boot as he grabs the arm of Linusial, the volumptuous, half-elven barmaid, flinging her towards the human like a boulder rampaging down a hill.
Garrett Creshan stealthily snakes secretly somewhere (s)close. *ooc Went for all S's there.
Captain Lucielle dodges the feeble kick cause she's uber like that, Enthial catching Linusial no problem, the barmaid like a midget to him. Oh noes, out of Luci's coat comes this neato magic thing, see, an she activates it to fill the place with blinding light. DIE DROW! Muahahahaha!
Garrett Creshan breaks out some bad-arse sunglasses, like Johnny Cage and suddenly splits his legs, sending a massive uppercut screaming towards the midget, which should hit her in the me-outh…
Garrett Creshan breaks wind near Alladryn, methane fumes quickly filling the short distance between them.
Captain Lucielle pshaws at the wussy sunglasses, gets smaked in the jaw and promptly retaliates. Without further ado a bottle is broken on the edge of a table, it's jagged end sent thrusting towards Garrett's groin, since she couldn't reach much higher feasably. Either way, this would hurt more.
Garrett Creshan screeches in bloody horror as the warm flow of liquid oozes from beneath the veiled cloaken drow. However, 'tis not crimson, instead the tequila runs mercilessly upon the floor, adding to the nightmare of this tequila-lovin', sunglass wearin', flash-dancin' drow.
Captain Lucielle cackles maniacally, little hands placed on little hips as she guffaws. Oh yes, tequila may be booze and she may be an alcoholic, but she was pirate by the gods! And she liked rum better.
Alladryn Damalis dies.
Garrett Creshan just cries, inching his frame over to the nearest table and plops down, a resouding thud given off and a little splash, a tidbit of the wet clothing beneath his bum. "Tequila… I hardly knew thee…"